bear of very little brain Press Release

The most thought-provoking male Alternative Rock artist takes no prisoners with a groundbreaking new album

One of the most awesome male Alternative Rock artists to get a record deal in the closed-minded, incestuous, no-ear havin', money-grubbin', never-met-an-artist-we-didn't-jack music industry since the Internet became a sea of commercialized dreck.

bear of very little brain, who refuses to answer to the leadman, crespin m. is originally from lansing, mi, and started out fooling around at a friends party.

bear of very little brain has become known for his horizontal scar through his left eyebrow and his outrageous normal at home look fashion sense that's tightly enforced by the record company, which wants desperately to sell some records. To top off the look, bear of very little brain always dons broken in yankee cap over the beautiful short style.

Musically, bear of very little brain admires if the cure, r.e.m. and stone temple pilots had a child this is it and has been seriously paid to appear on songs by artists like the dt's and verve pipe. And even though some critics think that bear of very little brain is really if the cure, r.e.m. and stone temple pilots had a child this is it and vice-versa, bear of very little brain is determined to staying true to his down-home tradition.

The loud, raucous first single, "soul in a blender" from the upcoming Parental Advisory--stickered spaceship kevorkian album puts the pedal to the metal. Produced by Yo' Mama Productions, "soul in a blender" provides an infectious, seductive dance beat. Released on bear of very little brain's own label, madfrog licks, this project also shows that bear of very little brain is involved in every phase of the music business.

In an attempt to please the raggamuffins inna de dance, milla jovovich also appear on spaceship kevorkian, making for the type of communal feeling bear of very little brain lives for.

Here's a bit of bear of very little brain's artistry:

you loved me you left me

you couldn't handle me
you had to surrender

now my soul's in the blender